Musing Megan Fox Gargoyle Giveaway
A fortnight ago, I discovered the missing gargoyle from my gargoyle perimeter that I had originally setup during 2001 (to ward off the evil of the suburbs). She disappeared in 2002. I recently found her guarding the Water Pik on a basement shelf. Now, in an effort to stimulate the economy, I’m giving her away to you, the loyal BradBrown.com reader.
The Prize
The gargoyle (we’ll call her Megan Fox) is made of a mystery substance, which I’ve named σκυρόδεμα. When I tap her with my fingernail, she sounds like concrete (if you’ve ever tapped concrete, you know what I’m talking about). Near the bottom of her rear are several hieroglyphics, which translate into “J. Scott © 195.” My assumption is that she was created 195 years after the death of Christ, but I could be wrong. Above the hieroglyphics are two tiny wings.
The Contest
To enter the contest, leave a comment here describing what you think Megan is pondering. The winner will be picked by random drawing at a random time on Sunday, October 26th, 2008. I will ship anywhere in the universe, as long as the shipping cost is under $25.00 USD [assuming the dollar still has value by the time you read this]. If you need any clarification on the rules, email me.
Sample Musings
In case you’re asking yourself what to write, here are some samples:
- “I knew I should have chosen Charlie Sheen as my running mate!”
- “I could have sworn the box read ’suppository’.”
- “I don’t look anything like Angelina Jolie, except maybe for the horns.”
- “If he calls me ‘my friend’ one more time, I’m going to eat him.”
- “God, I hope they don’t realize I’m not wearing pants.”
Frequently Asked Questions
- You said this gargoyle had changed your life. How?
No. You’re confusing the gargoyle with the “Big Sexy Uncle” hat. That hat is currently on a sailboat headed to Disney animator Marv in Australia (seriously). -
How much is this gargoyle worth?
My gargoyle pricing guide says between three and four dollars. - What else are you giving away in the future?
A diamond ring, a UPS package car, Danish sugar cookies - these are just three of the many items you’ll see in the upcoming months. So come back every eight hours or so to see what I’m giving away next. If I’m not giving it away, you can always buy it at Amazon.
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Here’s my offering:
“The email was from a Nigerian prince. You’d think you could trust a Nigerian prince…”
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Before I muster up an amusing muse . . .
IS THAT AN ANCIENT PERUVIAN VASE BEHIND HER??????????????????????
HOW MUCH!!!???
Okay, here goes:
“Never use SuperGlue when dancing the Macarena on Margarita Night!”
@Pat - Yeah, it’s ancient Peruvian via Crate and Barrel. I’ve been told by others that it’s priceless and that I shouldn’t sell.
Facts are ventriloquists dummies. Sitting on a wise man’s knee they may be made to utter words of wisdom; elsewhere, they say nothing, or talk nonsense, or indulge in sheer diabolism.I stole this from Aldous Huxley, so if I win, please give my prize to a needy children’s home or workhouse of orphanage
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“That One”
A comment via email from Brett:
“Why couldn’t I have gotten Harrison Ford and not Shia Labeouf?”
Who’s the winner? Who’s the winner? Okay–you have almost 4 hours for the random drawing!
@Jason - You are the winner. Please email me with your address.